He's so soft, like a towel

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

(via musicallyinvolved)

lurkerpi:

thriceinatrice:

lurkerpi:

WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE

Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.

i am going to call the police

(via jake-english-muffin)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via thoseskatehooligans)

camouflagedpeeta:

jubetheboob:

camouflagedpeeta:

in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework

in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.

so i guess i wont do my homework

(via daddysgirl-in-mommasworld)

lizziefaguire:

foxnewsofficial:

everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies 

concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean

(via the-ice-prince)