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attractiveforehead asked
you are absolute garbage at fifa my god

Dude you can suck my dick, I am perfectly adequate

me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework

*opens textbook*

textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag

*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook