(Source: ifwemetupatmidnight)
Dude you can suck my dick, I am perfectly adequate
(x)
SHE IS SO ADORABLE AND PERFECT AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(Source: lastofthetimeladies)
“evasive maneuvering”
(Source: ptrparker)
(Source: lnternetexplorers)
me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
*opens textbook*
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook